What could possibly go wrong?

Suddenly, I'm in the mood for Italian

No, this doesn't make it "OK"

Handyman's disco

The calories are in the crust

Pretty sure these weren't here when I went to sleep

That's why they call it a spare

Keep the seafood fresh!

All the girls say I'm pretty fly, for a white guy

He's got stars in his eyes ... anyone else get this?

A Throne of Games

It pains me to agree with you

Great fish migration of 2017

I like his moxie

Not so EZ now, is it!

Finally! A use for these things.

But they were on sale!

I have a question, and please be honest...

Is there a spider on my head?

I said bring your COAT!

I'm sensing a nefarious plot from my PC...

You should see the pedestrian access

T-rex with guns? Okay, bad. T-rex with flowers? Mmm... not sure that's better.

It "a-door"s you!

Just eat them in the dark

Force of habit

Driveway of the Khaleesi

...and *she* said it wouldn't fit!

He didn't graduate in "how not to be seen."

I'm betting, if we put our heads together, we can come up with a better way