Practicing for parenthood

It might take you a moment...

In case you've never had a dessert before

Tell me again, is this *irony*?

Is it wrong to expect more for the graduating class?

What planet are you on?

Yep, not a huge fan...

Don't worry! He's got AC, water, and is listening to his favorite jams

Not as imposing, mind you...

But not afraid of a piece of paper, either

...of the 1950s

Seems like a Father's Day kind-of-thing

"This didn't go as I planned."

Hm, what could THAT be?

When you're torn between pizza or sushi

Locked up, nice and tight!

He's asking if Uber has boats

These chickens DIDN'T cross the road

Just not in a row

Sure, it will fit, but does it come in blue?

Experience is overrated, I guess

It's just missing the coins

THAT didn't go as expected

No, we can't elope! (see what I did there?)

It takes great pictures, but the reception is dreadful

Save the barking spot -- Good Boy!

It's been there a while

Very convincing

Confused about the term "watering hole"