It works!

And yet...

Is this done in a haunted house?

I think I might

No job too big or small

Ah, Walmart, you never cease to entertain

Whatever his profession, no boots are necessary

And that's why I don't fly

I'm getting mixed signals

Mobile tea gardens. Relaxation comes to you!

It's all I can do not to exploit the stereotype

Even fires don't chase some folks from their porch

Someone should check on that kid!

The grass is always greener...

That's a "yes" then?

If you MUST have shrimp

You: What a long gummy worm. Me: Get a PEDI!

Famous Nebraska bananas

When is a door not a door?

The cameraman made him swerve

We wanna go!

So, how hungry are you?

It's sure to sell now

So close!

Where there's a will, there's a way

Yeah. That'll hold it.

The crust is the best part!

Cheaper than a repair

I've been burned before

It'ssssssss mine now

Free car wash!

Yep. I'd probably eat that.

From straw to stroller

Every car should have at least two

Not for boy ... dogs

I got something to say

I'm sure the bus drive loves this idea

Priorities

Being a colonel has its perks

His CV said he works in job support

Helps work off your inebriation

Bob? Is that you?

What kind of fish you raisin'?

You are DEAD TO ME

So help me, I'm dying to look!

Yep. Florida. Go figure.

No matter where, he travels with his companion animals

Gonna be a good day!

Even the Dark Lord cares

Kinda missing the point