Because the first one made it look like fun

She found the loophole to the "no shoes, no service" rule

It's EZ pass, not SPEEDY pass

The office has been bugged

"So, I won't have to check my backpack?"

That's why I don't fly

You never know what the passenger next to you has brought with them.

Now's not the time to gloat

What's more disturbing? A guy walking his chicken...

Or the realization... it's a balloon chicken.

It wouldn't have worked without the French Fry hooves

It's not the outfit, so much, but why must you sit so close to me?

Sure. Put ideas in their head.

That's because there's safety in numbers

Better safe than sorry

This is why I don't babysit

The logos *are* both circular

I need to meet this "11 year old"

He found the loophole to the "no shirt, no service" rule

It's all about priorities

Most are dying to get there

He got the most important one right

I'm a big fan of spunow!

...and Almojoy and NICKERS and SICKERS...

Proof. No one cares about diplomas anymore.

I, too, find that gap in the back an issue

How well can you read when you're drunk?

At first you think, "Does it come with the dog?"

By the end you think, "No, I don't want that dog. That's one weird dog."

Every vegan's nightmare

Great googily-moogily

So, how did the eye test go?

What a lovely home... uh, wait.

How many cars does the garage hold?

Apparently, I've been typing all wrong