Priorities

Being a colonel has its perks

His CV said he works in job support

Helps work off your inebriation

Bob? Is that you?

What kind of fish you raisin'?

You are DEAD TO ME

So help me, I'm dying to look!

Yep. Florida. Go figure.

No matter where, he travels with his companion animals

Gonna be a good day!

Even the Dark Lord cares

Kinda missing the point

Just keep running it

It was too hot to leave it in the car

The new "Heads Down" display

Just $9.99!

The great tumbleweed migration

What the hey, live dangerously.

What a remarkable thing reading is!

Noooooooo!

The Great Chocolate Disaster of Poland

It advertises itself

Well, THERE'S your problem!

Relying on honor amongst thieves

I wonder if you get a discount

What is that tire made of??!!

How rude!

On my list of pizza NOs

What behavior are we looking for, exactly?

Get it? Drive THROUGH!

...and make bad decisions