Not entirely for the children...

How Baby Fireflies are made...

Note:  this does not involve Nathan Fillion, comprenez-vous?

Noooooo!!!

FEAST on the skulls of your enemies!

Why hadn't someone thought of this before??? Muwahahaha...
Chocolate Skulls

I think the likeness is stunning!

... and they caught my best side, too.

Muwahaha, mon ami... this is just the tip of the iceberg!

There are spiders that can kill and eat fish!

This! This! This!

There should be one of these in every pool this year, mon ami!
Giant Cockroach Pool Float

Perhaps the start of a good joke...

A seersuckered rubber chicken walks into a bar...

A Woman After My Own Heart

You read this correctly -- she'd breeding roaches ON PURPOSE!

Mole, like the critter, not the delectable Mexican sauce...

Crickets that run, not jump. See? Diversity!

You think only people can be devious and clever?

Silly human!  Look here:

Spider that pretends to be bird poop to avoid predators.