Yeah! So there!

The "dead" makes you read it twice

Because (since we're dealing with children and animals) the last thing you want is clarity.

Does he have to look so happy about his job?

We fix 'em quick, here!

Kiwis... get it?

Horse play -- all fun & games until someone gets hurt

Safety first

Pop quiz!

See? Bostonians don't like the letter "r"

Oh. And good advice!

Hey, pal, his seat's paid for!

Sometimes it sucks being a tourist

For your inner geek

Wonder how they make lemonade?

Pronounce that!

It begins

I don't know what, but does that look normal to you?

Some cultures start 'em early

Going up? Choose wisely

Next time they'll heed the "No Parking" sign

Chihuahua or blueberry muffin? 'Nuff said

There's a joke in here, somewhere

This definitely sums up every burger I've had

I'm partial to the chaotic-evil burger... yummm

Psssst! WalMart is trying to kill you!

Who's a good boy?!

The trucker explained that his dog was driving. 

And the iron? That's for balance. No, really.

Since you didn't learn it in Driver's Ed

Let me spell it out for you

Worth the $5 to place the ad. I feel so much better.

Because nothing earth-shattering happens there

This glass slide in L.A. open in June of this year. What could possibly go wrong?

Makes me safe. And warm. And cheesy...

And can be yours for only $6!

Emergency rooms AND therapy