To heck with bars...

... this would make a great conference table!

4000 years later, you'd think we'd take it in stride

This is--I kid you not--a 4000 year old complaint from an unsatisfied customer. Good to see that my server yesterday is just part of a proud tradition.

To read the full outrage, go here.

Park Place in Westeros

I have no objection to world domination, but I hoped "Free Parking" would be a chariot ... or dragon!

I give you the "cat trap"

All you need is tape. Voilà!

I'm surprised they didn't shock themselves

It's never safe in Australia!

What's particularly interested is the gap after "extreme", when you unwittingly lower your guard!

I need to meet this gentleman

Together, we can do great things!

Smell that flower -- I dare you!

Another example of bugs lying in wait to eat you! To be fair I'm having a hard time deciding who to root for, the one eating or the one being eaten. Well played, mantis, well played.

For the video, visit here.

Patience ... I have none!

Tries my "patients" ... Mon Dieu!

Gung hay fat choy!

There's been a debate as to whether this years Chinese Zodiac symbol is a sheep or a goat. I am here to clear this matter. 

Some say "sheep are cuter." I disagree. What could be cuter than this???

No frog is worth this!

I don't care how cute or tiny, no frog rides me! 

Thank you, BoredPanda.

Think about it

Already it begins

This poor woman was attacked by her vacuum robot while she was asleep. The first strike of robots has begun!

Note to self: Never sleep on the floor while vacuum robot at work.

Get it? I HEART you!

Of course, it could also read "I eat you." One can never tell with us bugs.

 (Thank you, http://www.myrmecos.net/)

I'm paralyzed by indecision

In an emergency, now is NOT the time for options!

Behold, the lazy snake

Because slitherin' over the paving stones was way too hard.

Part of me is disgusted!

The other part says, "Get them in the oven, quick!"

True, but must it take millennia?

Quote of the Day

Paul Fix and I agree, "The reason some people get lost is thought is it's unfamiliar territory." 

This especially applies to Winki.

Too bad Miley didn't get this information

Big rabbit or small dog?

You decide.

Technically, they didn't lie

Chocolate chip. Count 'em. One.

Move your arm over there!

I feel quite sorry for those who volunteered for this, but they suffered in the name of art!

Much like life... beautiful and temporary

This artist creates works of art with my favorite medium -- food! Bananas, to be exact. 

Adopt ME! ME! ME!

Show someone you love them this Valentines Day... and adopt me, the Great Hercule!

Mon Dieu! I will never eat of the eggs again!

While I appreciate some of the clever items here, this crosses a line!

How about Bob's Bigfoot Investigators?

Christopher, with a 'ph'

I suppose I should take heart that this happened in Sweden.

For the carnivorous sweet tooth

"Boudin" is a sausage, "cracklin" is the skin... King Cake is, well, King Cake. The things we do for Mardi Gras...

Yes, read about the Boudin and Cracklin King Cake.