Thus making him a pedestrian

Read the whole thing

It's a buyer's market

My favorite haiku

Yes, let's all listen...

Nothing says "clean hands" like the scent of a Tootsie Pop

Note: Never have a label maker in your AirBNB

If only there were another cat with the letter J!

We all have days like these

The Statistics Department needs to step in...

Good thing I read that first -- whew!

Mother Nature smiled on the people in the middle

The new commuter buddy

Pikachu and Wigglytuff on their morning commute

"Ridiculous, I know! Wait 'til you see what's on their feet!"

Spaces are cool!

When your buddy asks for help, be sure to get the details

Mary Shelley is a very scary book

It's a really big school

So... it's bad, then?

Blame Uber

I thought the point was NOT to be on fire

She would have gotten away with it, too, if it weren't for those meddling kids!

Mother boards, for mother birds

In case you thought they REALLY cared

Modern day miner

Wear 'em with pride!

The specificity worries me

Happy New Year!