Even the sun agrees...

You've got to appreciate a holiday that even the sun participates in.

Happy Halloween!

Even I am a bit unnerved

These are truly masterful, albeit terrifying!

Did anyone read this?

Look, I may be but a bug, but I know you can't just make up acronyms just because you want to.  This might make you a "R"arely "O"vereducated "A"ngry "C"ontrary "H"uman... or ROACH. See what I did there? 

Um, wait...

That's what is funny about karma

Make plans, god laughs... Keep in mind this comes from a cockroach.

Not so much "angry" as "ferocious"

Nope. I do not like them, either.

Who has this kind of time?!

These are images of the tiniest paintings in the world.

You might say "infinite patience" or "really good eyesight", but I say "you're avoiding cleaning the bathroom again, aren't you?"

No more "Pumpkin Spice"!!!

Bah! Enough with the Pumpkin Spice -- it is time to move onto Eggnog Lattes!!

When we rule the world!

Take a good look, monkeys! This is what we bugs will do to you once we rule the world. 

Muwahaha!

Start your day the zombie way!

Ever thought to yourself, "I love eggs, if only they came in skull shapes!"

Ha ha, very funny. Wait... this is real???

Mon Dieu! It is! It is real!

A Bottle of Rum, and a Cup of Tea!

Arrrrg, matey, be ye a pirate or just fancy a spot of tea, here's the diffuser for ye!

Smile... and bite me!

While not particularly scary these grins are edible... and are a little creepy.

And... how do I open the door?

Don't carve them, just grow them!

Here's a Halloween timesaver. Simply grow your pumpkins in spooooooky shapes!

Excuse me while I sip my coffee...

Mon Dieu, what is that???!!!

What you chimpanzees won't do!

For heaven sake.... DO YOU HOMEWORK!

I knew that old cell phone would come in handy!

Best costume goes to Samsung!

I don't think this word means what you think it means

Annabelle would agree!

Who wouldn't want to eat a zombie pancake?

So long as you eat it, and it's not eating you!

This looks like a lot of work, yet Winki makes these every time she cooks. Go figure.

Say "Cheese!"

then RUUUUUUUUN!

Scare them early, scare them often!

Children, elderly, and the occasional visitor will love your decor!

Halloween Food Review, Part 3

This entry combines two of my favorite things: chocolate chip cookies and spiders!

Child labor? Bah!

Put them to work early and focus on what they do best!

AH! Hide me!

Here are 15 reasons why I don't like to be outdoors!

Halloween Food Review, part 2

I have noticed that skulls have become a big item of mastication, probably since you can imagine those that have wronged you suffering while you take in nutriment, like that barrista who never gets your order correct... but I digress.

Here's the latest DIY skull treat: Skull Pizza Pockets. Enjoy, mes amis!

Mantis Fu

'Nuff said.

You have to admire their gumption

These three friends and their two dogs schlepped a sofa all across the country. Apparently, a garden gnome was too convenient...

Halloween Food Review, part 1

That time of year is just around the corner so I, your culinary cockroach, have collected some new 'Ween Party ideas. This is the first entry. Finger food. Get it?

Brilliant and beautiful, n'êtes pas d'accord?

Pizza my heart!

It's a pizza! It's a cake! It's a dessert topping! It's a floor wax!

What on earth...?

I choose to take this as a compliment, that you humans love to mimic us bugs. But -- since it appears you haven't realized it -- we don't have the body mass to go SPLAT.

By the way, boredpanda.com is becoming one of my favorite sites for stupid human tricks!