Friday, October 31, 2014

Even the sun agrees...

You've got to appreciate a holiday that even the sun participates in.

Happy Halloween!

Wednesday, October 29, 2014

Did anyone read this?

Look, I may be but a bug, but I know you can't just make up acronyms just because you want to.  This might make you a "R"arely "O"vereducated "A"ngry "C"ontrary "H"uman... or ROACH. See what I did there? 

Um, wait...

Tuesday, October 28, 2014

Sunday, October 26, 2014

Who has this kind of time?!

These are images of the tiniest paintings in the world.

You might say "infinite patience" or "really good eyesight", but I say "you're avoiding cleaning the bathroom again, aren't you?"

Saturday, October 25, 2014

Friday, October 24, 2014

When we rule the world!

Take a good look, monkeys! This is what we bugs will do to you once we rule the world. 


Thursday, October 23, 2014

Monday, October 20, 2014

Sunday, October 12, 2014

Who wouldn't want to eat a zombie pancake?

So long as you eat it, and it's not eating you!

This looks like a lot of work, yet Winki makes these every time she cooks. Go figure.

Wednesday, October 8, 2014

Monday, October 6, 2014

Halloween Food Review, part 2

I have noticed that skulls have become a big item of mastication, probably since you can imagine those that have wronged you suffering while you take in nutriment, like that barrista who never gets your order correct... but I digress.

Here's the latest DIY skull treat: Skull Pizza Pockets. Enjoy, mes amis!

Saturday, October 4, 2014

Friday, October 3, 2014

Halloween Food Review, part 1

That time of year is just around the corner so I, your culinary cockroach, have collected some new 'Ween Party ideas. This is the first entry. Finger food. Get it?

Brilliant and beautiful, n'ĂȘtes pas d'accord?

Wednesday, October 1, 2014

What on earth...?

I choose to take this as a compliment, that you humans love to mimic us bugs. But -- since it appears you haven't realized it -- we don't have the body mass to go SPLAT.

By the way, is becoming one of my favorite sites for stupid human tricks!