I photograph so well, no?

Too bad the house is so big... it's me you want to see!

Typical bourgeoise American!

Overheard at an Arby's...

Customer: "The mozz... moh... those sticks, what are those?"

Cashier: "Oh, the mozzarella sticks? Those are, like, cheese... sticks?"

Customer: "What kind of cheese?"

Cashier: "Um, Swiss, I think."

This will NOT please Annabelle...

Sadly, I see this more of a dare amongst drunken youths.  But I'm sure the sweet and sour helps.

Deep Fried Tarantulas. EW!

Oh, you monkeys and your pursuit to die!

I will never understand you monkey's pursuit to find new and unusual ways of killing yourselves!

What is the point of this amusement park ride, exactly?

Soon we will rule the world... AGAIN!

Sure, you thought you liked dragonflies... how about this one!

Largest Flying Aquatic Insect Found in China

I, for one, am not surprised.

Oh, sure, they can catch a mouse or cockroach, but they meet their match with a piece of ham!

The PowerPuff Girls are Getting Serious!

Of, for a more exciting gay pride parade...

Rainbow Colored Ninja Sword

Spider 1, Monkey 0

Yes, it's true, in an attempt to kill a spider a man burned down his house.

Annabelle... is that you??? Mon Dieu!

Lifelike spider is just a simple human. Bah!

For my zombie friends....

You know who you are.

Zombie Identification