Just tie on a red flag and you're good to go!

The Dark Knight eats alone

Stupid commuter cows...

Casual Friday at the PD

Possibly my future

I wonder if this worked

Save the hose or derail the train. You decide.

Meant to taunt you

Simple rules

Keep it light!

I think the machine is trying to kill you

"Hey, can you help me move my fridge?"

Excuse me! Is this yours?!

10,000 years of evolution leads to this

The guy on top is doing most the work

You know, for privacy

Be counted, you know, if you want to

RIGHT THERE! The reception's perfect!

Mesozoic Amish

Why I live in the south

What my bike needs? Foliage.

Lemon twists are so passe

If ducks looked like that I wouldn't feed them, either

Shouldn't we put a stop to that?

Explains the fogging mirror

The Bloody Mary of my dreams!

This guy is never lost

They wonder why the ad isn't working

It's for the daredevils

So simple, why hadn't it be done before?!

Modern day jousting

Beware sweeping claims, like Titanic's "unsinkable"

Just *try* to tow me