Something to look forward to!

Better than a bungie

More effective than "Keep Off!"

Ornithological anti-authoritarianism

Ha! Say that five times fast.

Wait 'til he hears about the holocaust...

It sells itself!

Keep moooooooving!

Sign of the times

Dude, you're going down!

Bite me!

While awesome, this must have costed a fortune

Dio De Los Muertos, mon ami. Muertos, indeed.

Are you sure? They look perfect for this.

Totally photoshopped. Look at the gas prices.

At the Arby's in Colorado, there's a guy thinking, "I'm sure I forgot something..."

Flood?! I wanna swim, and fish, and have a beer.

You mean you wanted the trees IN the planters?

So THAT'S why it crossed the road.

To show off its new shoes!

Contrary to popular belief, bicyclists are not Harry Potter

Call the plumber? Electrician? ...Dodge dealer?

Think about it

Jim, time to move to another state

Fear not! He's a former Cirque Du Soleil artist

Stop? Go? Run?

Shopping is exhausting

We said, "No Parking!"

Cheetos and carrots. Breakfast of champions.

'Scuse me, squirrel, but have you seen the elephant?

The metric elevator conversion table

It's your turn to take him for a ride

Another reason why I don't fly