This is why there are HOAs

Mom! I'm home!

After centuries of pulling, time for a sweet ride

Fire! Fire! No, dudes, RIGHT THERE!

Look closely!

Small, yet get's his own way

Hm. Will it be "thud" or "squish?"

Next time the college student says he's going to the library

Another successful Costco run

I'm sure he's happy about his progress

This is why you SQUEEZE from the BOTTOM!

When Bike-to-work Day and Bring-your-kid-to-work Day happens on the same day...

THERE'S your Bloody Mary!

He can never get that to work

Comes hanger ready

Not a coincidence I'm in handicapped parking

Just changin' lanes...

Car has tow package, but trailer needs fifth wheel. Solution?

Best views are from the balcony

Buffy, twenty years later...

So don't even THINK of stealing this!

Not as inviting as you might think

Fashionable, yet modest

They're down with the new menu (Get it? Down?)

Objects may be closer than they appear

Who's left?

Beware: Dangerous animal. Better warn the tiger...

Always read the fine print

Curse those Duke boys!

They've already been through this

Can I get that to go?