Sunday, August 31, 2014

Life's too short to be serious...

So if you can't laugh at yourself call me.

I'll laugh at you.

I keep telling you, mes amis, we are coming to get you.

Unbeknownst to a family wasps had been living in their home. For three months. Kudos to the wasps... that is a difficult joke to pull off!

Woman finds wasps in spare bedroom.

Saturday, August 23, 2014

Which bug may kill you on the job?

And no, it's not me! Altho, kudos to my ant homies!

Why not? It is the internet, afterall.

I know, you've been thinking to yourself lately, "My life is so incomplete. What I really need is to watch a turtle being ridden by a lizard in a cowboy hat." Well, mes infants, I come again to your rescue. Please to enjoy. Mortels folles...

Wednesday, August 20, 2014

Tuesday, August 19, 2014

These are actually for les enfants!

I found these on wowthatscool, but it is more creepy... so perfect for me, mon ami.

Being French I cannot decide if I'm insulted by Monsieur Tofu, or want to join his forces of darnkness!

Clearly, what could be more fun than your begging friend?

Do you really want to encourage the children to play with these?

It isn't the game so much as I notice that only the females get the humiliation.

I... I... I am speechless.

Sunday, August 17, 2014

I do not envy you.

Parenting, in 2014.

Friday, August 15, 2014

Will the insults never end?!

As if the squishing was not enough we have to be stepped upon on TV! By supermodels!

Models walk on insects for Chinese TV
I take heart that they are barefoot, however. Gives us a sporting chance.

Wednesday, August 13, 2014

Ow! Ow! Ow!

I know I am but a bug, but can anyone tell me if these are comfortable? They don't look it.

Chainmaille Shoes

I confess, however, it might trend among the Ren crowd!

Mon Dieu! Mon Dieu! Mon Dieu!

It's out. Now! Now, now, now! Look at that picture... stunning, is it not?

On Amazon now, mes enfants!

Thursday, August 7, 2014

Tuesday, August 5, 2014

Meet one of my peeps.

This is a furry friend from California, Arachne. Isn't she lovely?

You might ask yourself how we bugs keep in touch over great distances. Facebook, of course.

Sunday, August 3, 2014