Except for this guy

They didn't mean mentally

The "No U-Turn" sign is there for a reason

Seriously, I love my tattoo

Well balanced, I'd say

They just don't get it

Just not in a row

He sees you when you're sleeping

A little body, a little blood...

Choose wisely

Halloween? Christmas? Works the whole holiday season!

Writing letters to Santa... get it?

Does Twitter taste like chicken?

Merry Christmas. Now get off my lawn.

Clever screwdriver package forces you to buy two

He needed a pickup, but insisted on the smooth ride of his Harley

'Cuz, you know, good times

Those Duke boys were at it again!

They don't really want you to sit here

Got to work with what you have

The holidays, hospital style!

A mathematician's favorite holiday

Geez, we hate that guy!

I wished I'd thought of that!

Wonder what they got for Christmas

"Little monsters" is a bit extreme

If you stare at it long enough you'll see dragons. And get a headache.

The convenience of a boat; the comfort of your pickup

SH! It's a surprise

...and you get added traction!

Because ladders are expensive

Just don't expect it to get you anywhere

"Fresh" baked... For your "family"... That's the ticket!

Real life bumper cars

Ha! And she said it wouldn't fit...

Red broken? Green needs peeled? Call for any reason.

Bleach, milk... what's the diff?

Burying the lead, perhaps?

Getting ready for the holidays, sausage edition

Face it, they just don't care if you live or die

Stupid one way street made me need an UBER!

So, where do I go?

They eat 'em differently in ... wherever

Meant to torment

Mild-mannered dentist by day, evil villain by night

It's all about consistency

Way to endourage a new user!

A perfect fit!

How do they teach reading here?

Nice sentiment, Mr. Ming