Hand dryer jokes. Okay... joke.

Yet again wondering how you monkeys came to rule the world

Because "grilled" is so passé

Makes for a better BLT, I suppose.

More accurate than Tesla himself

The watch every geek should own.

Hm, Fat Tire, Blue Moon... oh! AFLAC!

The kiss of coffee

I, myself, find lips on my coffee mug a bit unnerving...

County fair ice cream flavors

Right next to "funnel cakes" and "deep fried oreos."

I might be hungry...

...but I'm not entirely sure.

They say women outlive men. I see why.

I would rather a dog, but hey!

Exterminar! Exterminar!

What you'll see at WorldCon... go figure.

I'm Batman, uh, Batburger...

No, Batman Burger! Nope... still not appetizing...

...and we appreciate that.

Sound like anyone you know?

For a select, albeit hungry, few

I'm too old to know what a "classic gameboy" is, others too young. But if you're in the sweet spot, check this out.

Not so much a tragedy as an opportunity

Now I have to buy the book, too

Or else no one will get it.

Best case, sexist. Worst case, RUN!

Does it come in peridot?

For the lazy traveler.

Going out with STYLE!

A number of skeletons were discovered beneath Rome totally decked out with gems and jewels. Who says you can't take it with you?

Darthwinism

Evolution of the Sith. The folks at ThinkGeek claim, read left to right, it gets less annoying.

You always have to twist things!

Local grocer's sage advice

Local grocer, sage advice... get it?

Can you spot the nonconformist?

Another senseless nut overdose

Why limit yourself to the gym?

They play by memory

Yes. Maybe some of them can spell.

Explain to me again how monkeys ruled the world?

Why I never get attached.

My Sunday morning haiku

Don't they come with manuals?