I'm getting mixed signals

Mobile tea gardens. Relaxation comes to you!

It's all I can do not to exploit the stereotype

Even fires don't chase some folks from their porch

Someone should check on that kid!

The grass is always greener...

That's a "yes" then?

If you MUST have shrimp

You: What a long gummy worm. Me: Get a PEDI!

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