Mon Dieu! Mon Dieu! Mon Dieu!

It's out. Now! Now, now, now! Look at that picture... stunning, is it not?

On Amazon now, mes enfants!

Gah!

But I confess, what a beautiful array of colors, no?

It astounds me you monkeys run the planet

Did anyone try to read the sign?

Does it come in golden brown?

The perfect iPhone accessory, êtes-vous d'accord?
Giant isopod case

Meet your new overlords!

Sooner or later, we are going to take over the world!  Muwahaha!

Cyborg Roaches!

What some monkeys will do!

What some monkeys will do to avoid washing their cars!
Artists-takes-dirty-cars-pictures

Meet one of my peeps.

This is a furry friend from California, Arachne. Isn't she lovely?

You might ask yourself how we bugs keep in touch over great distances. Facebook, of course.

Look deep into my eyes...

You're feeling sleepy... sleepy...
The hypnotizing spider...

As a rule...

...these are the words I live my life by.

This! The perfect gift for Winki!

A coffee brewing alarm clock. You try getting her out of bed!