Just don't expect it to get you anywhere

"Fresh" baked... For your "family"... That's the ticket!

Real life bumper cars

Ha! And she said it wouldn't fit...

Red broken? Green needs peeled? Call for any reason.

Bleach, milk... what's the diff?

Burying the lead, perhaps?

Getting ready for the holidays, sausage edition

Face it, they just don't care if you live or die

Stupid one way street made me need an UBER!

So, where do I go?

They eat 'em differently in ... wherever

Meant to torment

Mild-mannered dentist by day, evil villain by night

It's all about consistency

Way to endourage a new user!

A perfect fit!

How do they teach reading here?

Nice sentiment, Mr. Ming

If you guess wrong, add the other and make a dressing!

So, um, why is it here?

Technically, there are two correct answers

Clearly learned from experience

Whatever you're thinking, just stop it

If only they knew some wood-workers

Accuracy is important

Tricking you into better health

New! Buddy buds! Share the sound!

Fact: Someone said, "that looks comfy" and actually bought this

Mouthwatering, fruit chew... soap. Go figure.