That, and poor punctuation

Going 87 in a 35. So close!

Only miracles from here on

Before AND after

What could possibly go wrong?

Naps fit for a Valkyrie

One stop shopping

No expense was spared

Just doin' laundry. No one watchin' you here.

What shocks me more, the claim or the price?

Just be careful backing out the car

A glimpse of his future

Do as we say, not as we do

Aviary thermometer

The plane will be here any minute now...

IKEA's Game Of Thrones joke

One of them lost a bet

He's right behind me, isn't he

Let me guess. You're single, aren't you.

Need I say more?

To be fair, the hard hat may not be necessary

Updated for the new century

If not properly chained, they tend to run off

Tires are overrated

Hauntingly realistic

They thought the duck was key for reference

The landlord forbid curtains... on the *inside*

Sofas only allowed during non-commute hours

When flying cars are a thing, we'll be ready!

An insight into extinction

...and it can be yours here!