Real men drink beer in chainmail koozies!

You didn't think it existed, did you!

Particularly tough on spiders

1/3 the calories, 3 times the cost

A stark reminder of what you're reading

Pssssst! I don't mean to alarm you!

But there's a bird in your ear!

Oh! So close!

Personally, I like the color

Admit it. It's easier to find in the parking lot.

This vinyl wrap makes an new car look old, so thieves will look elsewhere.

Nothing says "GEEK" like...

asking for your favorite paperclip back.

Clowns, mimes... works on both!

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