Ignore this one, too. I dare you.

Happy Halloween!

What Bloody Marys have been missing ... soft shell crab

No no, you read it right. Duck feet. For your hands.

But if this trend catches on, get yours here.

Culinary school, perhaps?

Oh, sweet irony...

Scary on so many levels

Are they nuts? Wear your helmets!

Before the mutant part...

THAT didn't go the way we planned

He IS wearing a hard hat

Too bad you've got to swim to get there

And if that doesn't work, they're closed

If you get this, you'll have it stuck in your head for the rest of the day

Oh. THAT "road closed" sign

Within the hour they realized, Bob didn't live here

Do these lectures seem long to you?

Is it just me or is fashion getting weird?

They just flew in and, boy, are their wings tired

I hollered, "Don't look, Ethel!"

Turns out the sign was protected by the HDLC

We all hate when the rent is due

Your move, Jon Snow

Gotta say, not my favorite tea

The security here is top notch

The point, then?

Awesome things chihuahua owners can't have

The dog in the back figured it out

I have questions!

Is this a dog? Why is it in a pot? What else is in the pot? Is the stove on? Who's taking the photo instead of rescuing the dog?!

Finally, someone gets it!

You could say it's ... pair-o-dice.

The likeness is stunning