Why Amazon is developing drone delivery...

We put the fun in your pool party!

Nothing says "pool time" like a cockroach. You can buy these on Amazon!

Shhhh! No one's noticed!

Your hands might be cleaner

"Bob? The goats are in the tree again."

Proof! We *are* living in the matrix!

Go baaaaaaaaaack!

Here's an idea. Let's all gather 'round the bear and its cub.

Everyone is fine. Except for the pole.

*They* should have written the sign

Time to reexamine your life choices

Good thing it's not raining

Give him a hand!

Just a little to the right...

Make mine a double

It's the puuuur-fect hiding spot

I dare you to write a song... oh, wait.

Essentially, we work on a trust system

Getting harder to bike these days

Dude, it's only a name, alright?

You wonder why your children don't trust you?

So... three out of four?

You see the cookies too, right?

Or is this just another cookie-landscape dream?

Stupid foreign cars--you can never find the gas cap

"Pardon me, but it this China?"

At least he knows who to call

The "cow car," the "dogie Dodge," the "livestock Lincoln..."

the "longhorn Lexus" ... I could do this all day!

Gotta admit, the drywall-guy did an awesome job

On second thought...

Why some people are afraid of escalators

The one on the bottom drew the short straw