How did we get from "no more Twinkies" to this?

I'm curious if this worked

Of course, just try traveling with 2 fingernail clippers.

Yes. You're so healthy.

Know what else is healthy? 

Not photographing your food at 70 MPH!

I said HOLD the pickles!

This, or a salad. You choose.

I need to make a stop, first

Stop playing with your food!

At least there was a "hole for head"

Just hook it to the window. What could possibly go wrong?

My dream looks just like that

Hmmmm... perhaps it will tickle a bit

No matter how much you deny worldly goods, you still need cash

Siesta time!

Nor the roach, for that matter

And they wonder why they're losing readership

The "take a chair, leave a chair" program isn't working

Cheesy? Perhaps.

Is it chocolate? I mean, BLECH!

A heart cake... For your valentine. Or favorite med student.

Soup... for your enemies

Remember this when "buying your stairway to heaven"

Low tech "insta-hot"

My favorite sidewalk cafe

Today's the DAY!

Bonne Mardi Gras, mes amis!

Your clue might be standing on the bumper

He he... Fruit fly...

Creative income opportunities for teachers

What, then, am I supposed to dance to?

Note the "Sent By God" part

Lemme guess... reindeer games?

When the eyes follow you...

I believe it needs to be in both English AND French