I'm not Smedley! I am Stormageddon, the Destroyer of Raspberries!

Great. Now that song's stuck in my head.

What broccoli?

They should have gone with name Queequeg

Yeah, yeah! Now, hold it over your head!

You've been warned

Sibling rivalry boosts sign business

*sniff* I'm so proud!

The Bronx Zoo of New York have the ultimate Valentine's Day Gift -- Name a Roach! Finally. A little respect.

Instant squirrel, just add water

Yet another reason to go to Japan

McChocolate Potatoes

I find myself asking if they really know their American customer base.

That would be a neat trick

Turns out the Ninja Turtles, not so stealthy

Given their propensity to get killed on the railroad tracks, they built the turtles a special "turtle tunnel". Yes. For real.

Some days, you gotta stop chasing the mailman...

... and smell the flowers.

How do you really feel?

Curious why there isn't more havoc in the streets.

Can you see the skull?

Hint: Squint.

Sex, Drugs, Rock&Roll, and...

Who even uses pencils anymore?

Which is a shame, since this is such a wonderful idea!

Reminds me of life in the manor

Chimichangas, plenty!

Ankle Death

And the stars look very different today

Just when I started to believe he was immortal.

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Someone has finally noticed

Failed on two levels

I'm insulted. Yet amused.

Amidst the beetle display in the Cleveland Museum of Natural history, someone discovered THIS beetle.

The 12 days are over, pal!

Or, you could wash your hands

Everything's bigger in Texas

So one needs two phones, oui?

Not a Berkeley graduate, then

Makes me want a lawn

Don't talk to strangers, and NO MOOSE!

A grim reminder for the New Year!