What I need for the New Year

The only thing better than the smell of bacon is a clever song about bacon!

You have to think about it

Um, it was a joke.

If you were impressed by Pizza Rat...

Splinter? Is that you?

Finally! A little respect

Heavy metal? Iron maiden?

Santa's little secret(s)

Joyeux Noel!

Who said a blue Christmas is a bad thing?

"I don't know. Looks kinda dangerous."

Gingerbread house? Bah! Gingerbread throne!

Winter is coming.

Do you put them on sandwiches?

"See? I *can* be a lap dog!"

I wonder what his expression would be if it were a cockroach.

Roof repair, courtesy of the Flying Karamazov Brothers!

Go ahead. Google them.

Yes, we're all excited...

But no. Just no.

Gingerbread house? Bah! Gimme a pizza palace!

We've all been there

Finally! A good use for those wiener dogs

Watch your step

Seriously. This will eat you.

You can't fool me

Because the burning building isn't problematic enough

Life in 2016 is looking sweeter!

Behold! Chocolate wrapped in individual slices. Because, what else would you put on your sammich!

Now, I wish I were a galeophopia doctor

"Doc, I'm afraid of sharks."

"Please, have a seat. I'll be with you in a minute."

No. Not really.

Mixing business with pleasure

And more such absurdities here. Thank you, Bored Panda.

I bet you've been using it wrong all this time

Sadly, a common tale

...and a particle solution in a chemist's tree!

Where I live in my dreams

Hot dog on a hot day

Yes, already I await the summer.

Explains why it's on sale

Punishment for grown men buying "gummies"