Halloween babies get creative

Trick or Treat, to all of you!

Need a last minute costume?

That "disturbance in the force" you feel is really a backache

Or "fashionably storm the rebel base."

Late at night passersby can hear piano music

Boo!

Be the coolest guy on the block!

Imagine the phenomenal popularity you'll receive if you give these away to your trick-or-treaters! A t-rex tooth, all chocolate!

You see "cookie." I see "choking hazard lawsuit."

You, too, can have your very own "cat in a cookie" dessert.

#getalife

#25bucksareUkiddingme #yourmomcouldvemadeitforfree

Shipping for dyslexics

Baby stingrays or ravioli. Choose wisely.

A whole new me!

Join me for some whine, won't you?

Because they smell so similar

Everyone will be fooled!

"Hey, is the mailman by you?"

"Naw. By you?"

Thinking outside the box

Because those hedges ain't gonna mow themselves!

An insolvable problem

One of these will rule the world. Guess which one.

It started as a hangover cure

Possibly the greatest thing invented since sliced bread.

Cookies! Biscuits! The ideas are endless!

Get your own adorable skull rolling pin here!

For a clean Halloween

After the hard work of hiding the body, don't forget to wash your hands.

Mixing two of my favorite things... Halloween and puns

It's always the little one!

A.K.A. Bored in the bathroom.

Well, *some* things are...

I'm taking it as a sign

This is the third time I have seen these disgusting cupcakes. So here. Learn how to make them and dig in... unless they bite you back first!

Yeah! And tiny ears, don't forget the ears!

"Everyone look left. LEFT! No, your other left."

I'm all for creepy but, mon Dieu!

You're looking at this picture thinking to yourself, "Hercule, it's a little creepy, but c'mon!" This, mes amis, is a tattoo. Off a dead person. Yes, you can save tattoos from your loved ones once they pass away.

I wonder what antonym rolls look like

The only thing cooler than a selfie

...is a selfie with your mouth full.

Yes. That's a selfie stick on the end of a spoon. No. Really.

Not just me, then.

I'm sensing a mixed message

That disappointing moment when...

Time to plan your Halloween!

Just want your jack-o-lantern was missing... teeth! And these glow in the dark, too.