Maybe take that left at Albuquerque instead?

Are they still in business?

Because I might owe them a million dollars in late fees.

The hunter's delimma

Nice try! Let me explain again...

Always read the fine print!

Sadly, we learned this from experience. Don't ask.

Beethoven was known for being a party animal

Drunk, confused ... biologically uninformed?

Jesus! Take a bath!

Say it S L O W L Y

Where fashion sits...

Because sometimes I FEEL like pizza

Veggie or pepperoni?

The Anarchist's Dilemma

They're mad as hell, but we don't know why

With sprinkles!

I had no idea they could read

Clearly, you need another drink

Pssst! That's not a log!

Grace under pressure ... he he he

A little meteorological joke.

Don't you judge me!

Does this give you the warm and fuzzy-s? ... Get it?

I'm noticing a trend

What does it say about a culture that puts in text lanes before bike lanes?

Finally! Someone found a good use for these!

Nintendo cartridges that are handy flasks. You know, for that next ultra-geek party you're going to next Saturday.

My favorite pizza dream

Wide open spaces, rainbows, and... PIZZA!

They opened next to the Shabby Shack

Always read the fine print.

My mood reflects which side I wake up in...

Demontor Wasp turns roaches into zombies

Mon Dieu! Because being squished wasn't enough to worry about.

Five guys, lots of ice, and some beer

Okay, I'm just guessing about that last part...

Here's the full story.

Sure. Give me another reason not to fly.

Gorns, and redshirts, and gnomes, OH MY!

Admit it. You've been waiting for these all your life.

Promises, promises.

"We kan fix you're A/C ... but we kant speel." 

... Or maybe they just had a low selection of letters.

I never thought of that!

I often wonder if such things were deemed necessary by experience.