Cats are so stealthy...

NOT!

...but we keep trying!

Darn those geriatric kids!

Perfect! I'll take two!

These are just want I need for my plan of world domination.

Grifting quackers!

Just in time for Father's Day!

Nothing says "You're a great Dad" like his own set of tools! Did I mention they were chocolate?

Committed, yes, but not good at it

Darwinism at work

This onion won't make you cry

...it will bring you PAIN! Lots of PAIN! Buwahahaha!

Never do as your heroes do

My advice? Next time try Lowes.

Define "Childish"

Sometimes, I Have To Explain Tech to Winki

Ah, Louisiana, how we love you!

I suspected as much.

But a handy delivery mechanism for more syrup!

...yet no one knew how, exactly, she smuggled in her poodle.

How cute, a snail eating a strawberry...

Oh, Mon Dieau! I had no idea they could do that!

I found the secret house of James West

So true, so true...

... or pizza... or pie... or ice cream...

Wow, how beautiful. Now, RUN!!!

If you don't think that's real, click here to see the video.

Interesting... but why an owl?

Candles with little skeletons inside. Not an owl fan? They do gummy bears, too! Go figure...

Not just for oboes anymore!

Why limit this handy tool to only oboes?!

I'll have what he's having

New Orleanians Wish...

The pros and cons of making food

This ain't your daddy's golf cart!

Just what the game needed to become "hip". Sure. It's the cart that's holding 'em back.

Here's where you can get your own!

Congratulations, Portland. You've succeeded.

Hey, You In The Yellow!

I don't know what amuses me more; That it's taking up the whole road, or the joyriders on top!

I Gave Winki a New Apple Watch

It took me months to make!

Right off it starts badly

...and slowly falls into ruin.

Give me a sign!

Right next to "Psycho Path" and "Takea Drive".

Anyone see a pattern here?

Or is this merely wishful thinking!