My daylight savings solution

Reasonable, I think.

Just for me!

This man is my new hero! He makes tiny cakes, sushi, and pancakes, and all are the prefect size for ME!!!

No couture is complete without it!

Nothing says "I have impeccable taste" like an octopus on your head. Get yours here!

The shadow knows...muwahahaha!

Too bad he can't read

Am I the only one who cares?

Eating salads are great for your body, but not necessarily your mind.

The cone of contemplation

Which sits on my mantle, next to my "Stop Sign of Introspection."

What was the plan, exactly?

Apparently, they needed a school for this.

This yelper got stabbed, yet gave 3 stars

So, since he'd consider going back, I've got to assume the food was worth bleeding for???

This is why you floss!

It keeps down the number of times you are this individual!

The perfect lunch!

Of late, there I have come across a number of -- and I use the term loosely -- foods. I thought I'd put together the lunch of my dreams for you.

A bloody mary, to start you off.

A hot dog. Yes, you heard me, a bacon filled hot dog in a Krispy Kreme bun.

Room for dessert? Try a PopTart donut!

Cute, but where is the CEREAL?

Winki took me to the store yesterday to look for some breakfast cereal. I admit, it's been years. But, mon Dieu, what on the great plane are these???

What's the nutritional value of  "snow and ice crystals?"

There's a real man IN THE STATUE!

For some reason this strikes me as a 1000 year old "whodunit"!

Life lessons, cockroach size!

This book is of life's little pleasures. So considerate that they made it just my size!

This is my favorite part! 

For my "peeps"!

I lie awake at night and ask myself, did these really need to become drinkable?

Chameleons, cute? No way -- Oh mon Dieu!

Those are adorable!

We are coming for YOU!

I have warned you many times, mes amis. This is what a spider security system looks like!

Freedom in the air!

Lufthansa finally fixed their "no fly" list. About time, too. 

I, for one, was tired of being targeted for my falcon!

Genius!

The only thing better than a Krispy Kreme donut? A Krispy Kreme waffle! Pass the syrup!

Heaven, perhaps?

Behold -- The funnel cake cheese burger! You can't make this stuff up ...

PLEASE tell me Spring is coming!

Although, it's apparent some like to frolick in the cold. Les fous!

Just don't do it!

Annabelle agrees -- spider mostly do good.  Mostly...

I should paint the manor like this

Ever wonder why it's cold?

Mon Dieu! Start 'em early

Mommy's milk, Daddy's bottle?

I want to shake his hand

As a consummate evil-doer, THAT is hard to do!

It's their delicacy!

We may not have eggs, but you can rely on this.

But are they sorry?

Ikea Step 3: Throw that part away

Watch your step!

I have to assume they were protecting the evidence.

To meat, or not to meat

Not sure why it's a question.