A dog's day night

It's a hundred miles to Chicago, we've got no car, five dogs, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses. Hit it!

Just what you need!

Nothing says "hip" like a cat on your head.

Only a New Orleanian will get this!

HERBSAINT STAFFERS TO OFFER HAGGIS LAGNIAPPE AT SECOND SPARKLEHORSE.

Yes. You read that right.

Meet my cousin Marty

A fan of carrots and being IN YOUR NIGHTMARES!

PS. This is NOT photoshopped. Chew on that.

This is why I live in the south

To my homies up north right now, you have my condolences!

We have many pirates here in NOLA

Um, must be Sunday

I think I'll take the stairs

I sincerely hope this wasn't due to the incident last week...

Why I can never find a seat at Starbucks

"Hey, doodle outside, pal!" Still, it is impressive, is it not?

These guys miss every time!

Please, pass me a plate OHMYGODWHATISTHAT!!!

This artist thought adding lips and fingers to dinnerware might increase my appetite ... I guess. My first thought? RUN!

Case in point

Did anyone check the graphic guy's CV?

This gives them "plausible deniability"

One of my favorite foods

Surly cockroach wants to mock

Dominos... get it?

Oh, those Canadians!

I am shocked, however, it is not in French, too.

I give them a P- ... I think

Another reason why I don't fly

Sadly, the list keeps growing.

This needed a sign?

Was this not obvious?

And so it begins

At last, it is here -- Mardi Gras season! So starts the chefs culinary outdoing of each other. Like these, King Cake Sweet Potato Fries. 

The purple, green, and gold colors are made from "brown butter cream cheese glaze, praline sauce, pecans and -- bien sûr -- purple, green and gold sugar."

Maybe it is more "high tech"

Gone are the days of the lowly "rolling pin."

No maple syrup drips?

Do you supposed this was discovered over time, or are waffles just the obvious choice? 

Maybe it's bigger on the inside?

Sleep tight, little one

I'm confident this child will have no lasting mental scars. A loving family member made it just for him!

Nope, no guilty face here

It's alright, Fido, the tree comes down tomorrow anyway.

A sundae for Sunday

There. Don't you feel better?

This is called "clever marketing"

How would you know?

I've seen these on Calvin and Hobbes

Ah, mes amis, the new year is upon us. Many pleasant wishes to you all. But winter is just begun. So, here are some suggestions of things you can do when the surprise polar vortex strikes your home! Please to enjoy.