Admit it, you've always wanted to wear your food.

Who wouldn't want bacon dangling from their earlobes?

Small, Medium, Large, and American

I think what is most offensive is that "USA" comes after "gross".

I don't know what infuriates me more

The baked item they are selling, or the how much they are charging!

Single and Looking

You thought I meant something else, oui?

Wow! Such rules!

So don't get any ideas!

Traveling for the holidays...

... can be, how do you say, fascinating.

Joyeux noel, mes amis

Nothing says "Christmas" like a dog dressed as a turkey. Happy Holidays!

The choice was made

We need water!

Note to self: Never let Winki do the laundry.

Are you going to eat that?

Or a cockroach.

A Hobbit Christmas

Continuing my movie and high culture Christmas tour, maybe you prefer a gingerbread Tower of Sauron!

You've done this, admit it!

Don't think we bugs don't know who you are.

Maybe this is the tree for you

Didn't like the Darth Vader tree? Maybe this Harry Potter tree suits you better! It does me, mes amis.

It is all in the PR

Someone need to do this with cockroaches. I can look that cute, too!

Snowmen homies

This just might work

I like the "wink wink" emoji, myself. I wouldn't take it otherwise.

No wonder kids are confused these days!

Another example of "bad math".

Amusant, but you should see what we roaches do!

The dog thinks the ornaments are for him, the cat is just being malicious! See what the other pets are doing.

I like my holidays a bit darker

Sh! Don't tell anyone!

Lessons I have learned

Something's fishy...

I do not know where *your* cod comes from, but in New Orleans, it typically is not "grass fed."

Can you imagine this at our house?

Winki! I want one!

Admit it! You love bugs!

You even fashion furniture from our likeness!

Glad to see this happens in all families

Mon Dieu, these look amazing!

Breakfast and lunch in one package. Don't forget the frosting!

Is THAT how it's done?

Apparently, this was problem enough that someone decided to make a sign. We are all doomed, mes amis!

Always trying to be like spiders

Silly Monkies! Admit it... you always wanted to be a bug!

I get exhausted thinking about it

Oh sure, it's cute when THEY do it

No one thinks it is cute when I do it.

Sadly, I know many adults like this

My gift to Winki this year

I recall from the 80s that Asian markets printed confusing English on clothing, however, I thought by now they'd have it straight. I was wrong. 

But I think this would be the perfect gift for Winki!

I need to start paying attention to these

But will it get me whiter whites?

"Me, too!"

Shh! Don't tell her!

I'm getting Winki these zombie ornaments for Christmas. Perfect, oui?

Thankfully, I can still eat it

Although, it seems a pity, this laser etched pumpkin pie is mine ... ALL MINE!

Um, pass the whipped cream, s'il vous plaît.

Lucky kids!

A mother wakes up early to make creative -- albeit terrifying at times -- meals for her kids. I love what she does with hot dogs!

My new favorite Korean joint!

We can only hope.

I wished I'd overheard this pizza order

A refreshing twist between "taking revenge" and "be nice to Frank."

See? We aren't the only ones with security spiders. Although I know Frank. Kind of a jerk.

Crime 101 - Don't post selfies

... sigh ... If you are going to steal a cell phone, consider that if you take a selfie your image just might get uploaded into your vicitm's photo cloud. 

My new ad

Sh! Don't tell Winki.

I'm going to eat that

What confounds me is the amount of time and detail that goes into something I'll devour in one bite -- and I'm a cockroach! That said, these are awesome, mes amis!

Clever, no?

And you thought you were so smart! This spider needed to anchor it's web, so it attached a rock. 

Now, go, run and hide ... we will take over the world!

Vegan Witches

All the curse, half the calories!

What do I do???!!!

Explain to me how you primates have survived all this time.

No, they really didn't

Keep in mind, the name of the moving company was "We Fit". Not so much.

Should I be insulted?

Every now and again someone makes something that I truly enjoy, yet I do not know why.

Everyone's dream...

To be immortalized in a cake. Chocolate. With ganache. Délicieux!

My compliments to Chef Laurel of "The Art Of Cake" (fb.com/theartofcake.net)!