Admit it, you've always wanted to wear your food.

Who wouldn't want bacon dangling from their earlobes?

Small, Medium, Large, and American

I think what is most offensive is that "USA" comes after "gross".

I don't know what infuriates me more

The baked item they are selling, or the how much they are charging!

Single and Looking

You thought I meant something else, oui?

Wow! Such rules!

So don't get any ideas!

Traveling for the holidays...

... can be, how do you say, fascinating.

Joyeux noel, mes amis

Nothing says "Christmas" like a dog dressed as a turkey. Happy Holidays!

The choice was made

We need water!

Note to self: Never let Winki do the laundry.

Are you going to eat that?

Or a cockroach.

A Hobbit Christmas

Continuing my movie and high culture Christmas tour, maybe you prefer a gingerbread Tower of Sauron!

You've done this, admit it!

Don't think we bugs don't know who you are.

Maybe this is the tree for you

Didn't like the Darth Vader tree? Maybe this Harry Potter tree suits you better! It does me, mes amis.

It is all in the PR

Someone need to do this with cockroaches. I can look that cute, too!

Snowmen homies

This just might work

I like the "wink wink" emoji, myself. I wouldn't take it otherwise.

No wonder kids are confused these days!

Another example of "bad math".

Amusant, but you should see what we roaches do!

The dog thinks the ornaments are for him, the cat is just being malicious! See what the other pets are doing.

I like my holidays a bit darker

Sh! Don't tell anyone!

Lessons I have learned

Something's fishy...

I do not know where *your* cod comes from, but in New Orleans, it typically is not "grass fed."

Can you imagine this at our house?

Winki! I want one!

Admit it! You love bugs!

You even fashion furniture from our likeness!

Glad to see this happens in all families

Mon Dieu, these look amazing!

Breakfast and lunch in one package. Don't forget the frosting!

Is THAT how it's done?

Apparently, this was problem enough that someone decided to make a sign. We are all doomed, mes amis!

Always trying to be like spiders

Silly Monkies! Admit it... you always wanted to be a bug!

I get exhausted thinking about it

Oh sure, it's cute when THEY do it

No one thinks it is cute when I do it.

Sadly, I know many adults like this

My gift to Winki this year

I recall from the 80s that Asian markets printed confusing English on clothing, however, I thought by now they'd have it straight. I was wrong. 

But I think this would be the perfect gift for Winki!