I need to start paying attention to these

But will it get me whiter whites?

"Me, too!"

Shh! Don't tell her!

I'm getting Winki these zombie ornaments for Christmas. Perfect, oui?

Thankfully, I can still eat it

Although, it seems a pity, this laser etched pumpkin pie is mine ... ALL MINE!

Um, pass the whipped cream, s'il vous plaît.

Lucky kids!

A mother wakes up early to make creative -- albeit terrifying at times -- meals for her kids. I love what she does with hot dogs!

My new favorite Korean joint!

We can only hope.

I wished I'd overheard this pizza order

A refreshing twist between "taking revenge" and "be nice to Frank."

See? We aren't the only ones with security spiders. Although I know Frank. Kind of a jerk.

Crime 101 - Don't post selfies

... sigh ... If you are going to steal a cell phone, consider that if you take a selfie your image just might get uploaded into your vicitm's photo cloud. 

My new ad

Sh! Don't tell Winki.

I'm going to eat that

What confounds me is the amount of time and detail that goes into something I'll devour in one bite -- and I'm a cockroach! That said, these are awesome, mes amis!

Clever, no?

And you thought you were so smart! This spider needed to anchor it's web, so it attached a rock. 

Now, go, run and hide ... we will take over the world!

Vegan Witches

All the curse, half the calories!

What do I do???!!!

Explain to me how you primates have survived all this time.

No, they really didn't

Keep in mind, the name of the moving company was "We Fit". Not so much.

Should I be insulted?

Every now and again someone makes something that I truly enjoy, yet I do not know why.

Everyone's dream...

To be immortalized in a cake. Chocolate. With ganache. Délicieux!

My compliments to Chef Laurel of "The Art Of Cake" (fb.com/theartofcake.net)!

My favorite joke

I often leave some pizza for Winki.

And so it begins...

He says it was his daughter

But I claim Winki drew this.

Just because you CAN do something

... does not mean you should.

On my Christmas list

I can see Annabelle and I playing for hours!

Didn't we cover this last week?

Enough with the Pumpkin Spice! I am astounded you monkeys have found a way to make candy corn more disgusting.

Look twice

This mechanic built his car to look "upside down" ... because "right side up" didn't look cool enough.

Don't blink!

Winki, can we get this for Christmas?! Pleeeeeeease?

Really? A bat hospital?

Truly a waste of time to save bug eating bats and OH MON DIEU THOSE ARE ADORABLE!

The practical way to pillage

For the modern Viking! Plan the perfect pillage!

Why I don't drink beer!

Proof! That's where the hops comes from!

Please! Send him here!

While New Orleans has many wonderful things our roads are not among them, according to Winki. We need this artist!

Must we mock the lessers always?

Although, I must confess, this Horse Head Feeder made me laugh. So, yes, mock we must!

Just ONE more Halloween thing, I promise!

I love this! Winki, can we set this up around our Christmas tree instead of the train? Se il vous plaît?

In honesty, I just want to ride in it.