My wheels

This is how Annabelle and I cruise New Orleans... It's a bug, too! Get it?

Wanted for photoshoot: Crazy mountaineers

150 years ago the Matterhorn was climbed for the first time. 150 years later, you haven't gotten smarter...

What you monkeys won't do for the sake of art!

FEAST MORE on the skulls of your enemies!

AND their brains! I'm partial to walnuts, myself...

For our games at home

After dinner some of us enjoy a thrilling game of Yahtzee! And here's why.

It's not as pretty, certainly

The Ad

Reality

Who am I kidding. I'd eat it anyway.

I see your point

As a life long non-smoker this pleases me. On the other hand, the lack of smoking did not appear to save this person from... certain doom!

Just in time for Christmas!

This is the nativity scene we need in the manor. For my zombie friends...

Mon Dieu! Backstabbing Chihuahua....

Just when I thought dogs were my friend I see this treachery!

No more kibble for you!

Suddenly, I'm hungry...

Why does fried chicken always make my tummy rumble? Even little doggies that look like fried chicken make my tummy rumble!

One box, 2400 donuts!

I have dreams like this!

This wasn't supposed to be revealed yet!

This was all part of our ingenious plan to enslave the human race. We distract you with videos of kittens and puppies while you provide us with electricity... forever! Muwahaha!

So, be a sport, and build your own. That would be greatly appreciated.

Is it just me?

Or is anyone else confused? 

This applies to bugs, too!

This is a conundrum...

Part of me wants to know why, and part of me does not.

We need this on our highways!

Surrounded with bumper padding, of course!

Given my small stature...

As a bug I find it cumbersome to slog around a phone. Glad to see some businesses agree.

Sneakier... and deadly....

My advice, mon ami, just walk away...

Everyone should do this!

Let's fill the air with our dead pets! Muwahahaha!

Notice anything?

It took a while for these girls to notice the arachnid trying to "horn in" on their selfie shoot. 

Do not knock it until you've tried it!

Why worry? They're baked, not fried!

Spelling it out

I wonder if this really works...

What is in your closet?

Here's the list for every New Orleanian of 10 things to have in their closets. Include a roach and that would make it a perfect 11.

This pleases me in so many ways...

Both making the point and disobeying it at the same time. Suits me.

I stand corrected...

Perhaps it is not the bugs you need to fear after all.

Suddenly, I'm hungry.

Here are two phrases you never thought you'd hear together. "Kentucky Fried Chicken" and "keyboard and mouse."

I particularly enjoy the "esc" key is the Colonel himself!

Because 1st and Main were already taken...

A new fad in geriatrics...

I share this with you not because I think it is a sensation, although in all truth it is...how do you say...cool, but that some executive agreed that the target demographic should be representative of your grampa.  

I'm just saying...

I give you the Zombie Hoodie.

Just don't expect an "A"...

Good thing they don't teach the English.

Get used to this

But is it edible?

Scented Duct Tape... for when you really want critters in your duct work.

I am no dog expert...

...but I cannot help but to believe this animal is... confused.