In a Bug's Mind: July 2014

Thursday, July 31, 2014

Too bad the house is so big... it's me you want to see!

Overheard at an Arby's...

Customer: "The mozz... moh... those sticks, what are those?"

Cashier: "Oh, the mozzarella sticks? Those are, like, cheese... sticks?"

Customer: "What kind of cheese?"

Cashier: "Um, Swiss, I think."

Sadly, I see this more of a dare amongst drunken youths. But I'm sure the sweet and sour helps.

I will never understand you monkey's pursuit to find new and unusual ways of killing yourselves!

What is the point of this amusement park ride, exactly?

Sure, you thought you liked dragonflies... how about this one!

Largest Flying Aquatic Insect Found in China

Oh, sure, they can catch a mouse or cockroach, but they meet their match with a piece of ham!

Of, for a more exciting gay pride parade...

Rainbow Colored Ninja Sword

Yes, it's true, in an attempt to kill a spider a man burned down his house.

You know who you are.

Zombie Identification